Spontaneous groups of Catholics rose up today across the world and descended on their cardinals, bishops, nuns, priests and other religious and cast them out onto the streets in their gaudiest regalia.
Each was provided with $50 and a note talking about children, truth, justice, morality and the failure of the entire priestly and religious classes to provide safe shelter for children and for their failure to entice their god to intervene or to resolve what has become in reality a Catholic driven global war of terror against children and those attempting to protect and to provide for their children and those wanting a better world and a better deal for their children and the children of the world.
The inability of the combined forces of the Vatican and the Catholic Council of Bishops invoke the power of their god has stripped away the last vestiges of this coverup.
The greatest debate in the Catholic world is getting underway to find modern day replacements and have set stringent criteria for those taking on the role of a favored representative of their deity; the first criteria simply states that a candidate must provide scientifically verifiable and replicable proof of your claim of connectivity and communication with the deity and that proof of that can only come from the ability to repeat perform two socially beneficial actions which cannot be explained by science.
The first task is to show proof of spiritual connectivity and the ability to interpret and to translate proof of that connectivity simultaneously among more than 80% of the global population. The second is to be able to repeat display the power of god in the physical world in a manner unable to be explained by science.
A range of suggested activities include creating a mountain range without harming or disadvantaging a single human being in the interior of Australia that would convert it from the driest country to one that has a lush and consistent environment across more than 50% of its area.
Reduce the increase the global temperature and maintain the temperature of the earth to the advantage of more than 80% of the global population for the foreseeable future.
Disarm all toxic, venomous or dangerous virus, germs, infections, diseases, insects, plants, fungi, snakes, spiders, mammals or anything that poses a danger to human beings.
Mass educate more than 80% of the population to apply critical thinking in their everyday lives via an miraculous action with a follow up of mass education of more than 80% of the global population in mathematics, grammar and punctuation.
Find a cure for cancer followed by cures for other human ailments on demand.
Miraculously provide every child in the world with a healthy and nutritious 3 meals a day.
Regrow the limbs of more than 80% of the world's amputees.
A spokesperson said that there was no need to do all of the proposed activities as simply an one would be good enough. The spokesperson followed up by saying that this is a very low bar for our God and we should accept no substitutes or pretenders.
Until enough successful candidates are found the entire property and business portfolio of the Catholic Church is to be realized and provided to independent of religion groups to aid children, the poor and to further world development and to provide a once off payment of $5 million plus a fully furnished and equipped modern suburban home and a permanent above average income for the rest of their life and the families of those abused. All political and corporate aligned entities are to be disbanded or set to this single purpose until a minimum of 10 successful candidates are found.
Alternatively produce the full list of details of every individual across the globe who aided, abetted, abused or who looked away or remained silent when they saw or learned of the abuse of children..
John Brown was born in Yea Victoria 3717 on 27 December, 1948. John grew up in Yea, he went to the Catholic school on The Parade and then a final year at Yea High. He undertook an apprenticeship as a Hand and Machine Compositor/Linotype Mechanic at the local newspaper The Yea Chronicle who recently declined to publish anything on John's story. He left Yea after realising that the proprietor and local policeman Bill Ellisson along with other local Catholics in Yea and surrounds at that time were aware of his abuse and of the rape and abuse of other children in Yea and were aware of the many unreported issues surrounding the murder of Herbert Henry Kemp of The Parade Yea in 1962 ...... read more
Investigation of an unsolved murder in 1962 can no longer be investigated according to police taskforce SANO because a pedophile Catholic clergyman who raped a child at age 8 is now dead. As a result of the dead rapist being unconnected with the murder Victorian police remain clueless.
Later in life John married in Toowoomba only to find that he was related to the then bishop of Toowoomba Bill Morris. Morris was the head of the bishops conference and was the go to person in the country for survivors of childhood sexual abuse by Catholic clergy and yet I was never able to get a time or a conversation with the bishop. I did get conversations or connection with a number of Catholic organisations with varying degrees of weirdness.